A Malay Wedding In A Museum

It was a lovely mild Saturday afternoon when we found Sultan Alam Shah Museum, in the heart of Shah Alam, capital city of Selangor, Malaysia. The crowd moved towards the entrance porch of massive wide steep steps that somehow would be in violation of building codes of a more advance countries.

 

Then there were the protrusive tabular stainless steel handrails jutting out in rows just like guiderails to stadium ticketing entrances leading to a somber museum entrance - the architect did a good job of unwelcoming anyone to the premise.

 

No wonder we never knew of it's existence before. As common to most of our public buildings, it's only grand looking from the outside or from passing traffic, but never ever friendly from the users' point of view. Forget about first time or physically challenged visitors.

 

One of the family members greeted us at the lobby, ushering us inside the dimly lighted hall as we followed the guests ahead to the wedding venue at Dewan Raja Lumu - or King Lumu Hall - at the side. I went detour instead inside the museum for a while to check out the exhibits with my boys - fooling around with the huge traditional Malay drum - without realizing that two ladies behind tracked us as well to the museum hall - much to their amusement...!

 

The bride's father warmly greeted us in the barren Ante Room as the bride's mother gave a slight hesitation as to who we were - maybe due to her post-accident visual impairment or she could not figure out Madam's social standing among her circle of friends ...!

 

Nonetheless we made it to the long and narrow hall with barely 3-round tables across. The air-conditioning was added-on afterthought with bulky floor-mounted blowers  on one side while the low plain plaster ceiling did not help to space out the room. We could see the nice dais at the opposite end of the hall.

 

The guests were building up as we settled in with our friends at the end of our short stay. It's a pity we did not get a chance to mingle with the guests of adjoining tables as most of them were looking very, very familiar...! A few of them even smiled and extended acknowledging glances across the tables. Very nice people these friends of the host.

 

On the way out the young couple & maybe the groom's entourage had just arrived pacing their grand entrance in style. Charming couple indeed...!

 

Sultan Alam Shah Museum

 

Entrance Car Porch

 

Covered Walkway to Reception Hall

 

Hall Entrance .....!

 

Charming couple making an entrance

 

Splitting the Pinang fruit...!

 

Unsplitting friendship..!

 

 Charming guests.

Subang Skypark & Senai Airport

Yesterday was two firsts for me - traveling via Subang Skypark and flying Malindo Air turboprop ATR 72-600 i.e.. 72-seater propeller plane in a very miniature interior cabin with two-lanky stewardess in tow.
 
The short ride to Subang airport from home was blissful and reassuring as Madam would be able to avoid early morning KL-bound traffic congesting all the roads leading to the center of our muddy estuary.
 
The 15K-feet ride was smooth and we were served with a wrapped fruit-cake and a cute mini-bottle mineral water. Somehow my over-weight co-passenger would not be too pleased with the seating arrangement for sure as I am not exaggerating this - his butt had to be squeezed snugly tight in between the armrests.
 
His fold-tray rested nicely at an incline on his belly as the leg-room between the seats was kept to minimum.
 
The captain's announcement was pretty disappointing - more like a very bad Mexican's English monotone that's ungraspable at times! Making speedy-Gonzales a much better speaker in comparison.

In-flight snacks

Arrival Hall

University Technology Malaysia - Faces?

Senai International Airport, Johor

Air-conditioning outlets

Circular skylight atrium

Airy & self-directing terminal

Exit doors

Ramadhan Bazaar Taman Tun Dr. Ismail Revisited

Bazaar Ramadhan Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, Kuala Lumpur on 3 & 5 August 2013 - another 2 more days to Eid al-Fitr.

Almost a month of fasting and continuous afternoon street selling, the tension can be felt from the traders' drained and tired faces. About 10 percent of the trading bays were empty as they joined the city dwellers returning early to their respective hometowns.

Most likely less than half will continue on tomorrow afternoon to capitalize on a sure sell-out last trading day as the TTDI residents will clamor whatever available on display - aptly as the saying beggars can't be choosers..!

Hardcore selling yet to begin...!

 

Secondary school uniform in blue.

 

 This popiah stall has the most patient customers!

Here comes the ladies.

Kebab all round....

For those outside the country, here's my video link on YouTube to hear out the bazaar. If only we can transpire over to you guys on the marvelous aroma all around!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5cflSWp7BU

 

Fasting In Foreign Countries

There's nothing like home-cooked meals for breaking Ramadan fast with family members. Mom would pamper her kids in preparing the overly bothersome dishes that require mundane preparation or tedious cooking procedures that would certainly test the patience of any yoga guru.

Mom's tender loving care over her cooking - either in the form of baking, boiling, brewing, broiling,  frying, grilling, heating, roasting, simmering, sizzling, steaming, stewing or even toasting - all in the pursuit of excellence tasting dishes to satisfy our fussy taste buds.

As if that's not overwhelming enough, then there would be certain craving for after meal desserts. And sweet tasting caramel is not good enough - that's a western poppycock dessert. In this hot humid climate you can't get enough of the pengat families to drown your sore itchy throat. Starting off with the evergreen pengat pisang, keledek, keladi or kacang hijau.

What about the Kelantanese influence of Puteri Berendam or Lompat Tikam? The colorful tri-tasting elements that truly melt in your mouth exquisitely much more then the overly exaggerated candy commercial! And if that's too bitsy to your appetite, go and get yourself the ugliest, meanest and most distasteful looking pengat - Badak Berendam or as translated in English - are you ready for this - soaking rhinoceros!

So how is it going for you guys fasting in foreign countries? Many-many eons ago we had had our own experience of fasting in Adelaide, Australia for six long years. Back then perhaps the Asian cooking ingredients were not easily available either in the condensed versions nor like those kinds of pre-cooked instant meals packets. Asian living in the early eighties for the Australian was not in vogue back then.

We tried to pacify our cravings mostly on weekends with some sort of off-the-shelf cakes or candies to munch over our television movies. We certainly could not wake up for suhur (or sahur in Malay) - the recommended pre-dawn meal of Ramadan simply because it's too cold in middle of winter and more so due to our staying up late as being the norm of student's life. Besides those six lovely years were the easiest fasting period for us as it's still dark outside at 8am and best of all we broke fast somewhere around 5.30pm!

Riang Ria Hari Raya

This is the moment every Muslim in general and Muslim employees in particular, are looking forward to as we enter the fourth and final week of Ramadhan. It's beyond the threshold of fasting - where thirst, hunger or any kind of withdrawal symptoms would no longer be inflicting any more discomfort to the devotees.

As in the Olympic marathon, the last leg of Ramadhan would be similar to the marathon runners nearing to the stadium entrance tunnel as the sound of wild crowd ever cheering and applauding - with increasing roar as one emerges through the running tracks. The crowd goes ballistic as the runners spontaneously increase their running pace - striding effortlessly to the finishing line in all glory and jubilantly satisfying.

We will also be striding in the last few days of Ramadhan with mixed feelings of contentment, humbled, exalted and grateful to Almighty in blessing us yet another year of living, Insha'Allah.

Coincidently, it's also the end of the July where all the employees will be emptying their ATM salaried accounts without bothering with any of the interest-bearing opportunities that the banks would like to hold on to your monies.

No, this is not the time to worry about savings, retirement funds or even repayment installments - some petty financial jargons that can be done with a few months down the road...!

This is the final few days of Ramadhan before Eid al-Fitr or Hari Raya Aidil Fitri in Malay. It will be awfully busy for all parents or even singles alike.

Where to celebrate would be telling on the budget. Crisscrossing both sides of the families to please the other half would be draining on travelling expenses. More so when it involves air-travelling across the China Sea-divide.

Then how about the inevitable new clothes and shoes for the kids - and it must be differing attires for the couple of days they are on holidays visiting the kampong folks!

What about the cakes, cookies and special dishes? It would be totally rude and unbecoming to balik kampong empty handed. More so to your in-laws household.

Especially when your rival sibling-in-laws got back not only with their perfect ketupat-rendang or lemang dishes, or that their fully-attired ipaded or ipoded children all in-tow, but they drove back in their brand new shining sleek BMWs or at least any of the latest curvaceous Korean models (cars mind you, cars not K-pop version).

Not forgetting treating the in-laws to fancy unforgetful outings with or without meals! Surely one can't be too cheapskate to pack meals to recreational parklands or resorts. How about the over-priced entrance fees with or without the rides?

Happy holidays to all of you out there.

Various Kinds of 'Mat's' in KL

Malay colloquial expression for third person masculine singular pronoun would most likely be a 2-syllable word starting with the word 'Mat' followed by various colorful trait of the person. 'Mat' is the abbreviation of most common names in Malay - Ahmad or Mohammad.

Young Malay boys showing certain inclination of indulgence in their early lives would be spoken of affectionately by the adults with equivalent monikers with prefix of 'Mat' - followed by his idiosyncrasy.

Among them would be 'Mat Bola' - footballer, 'Mat Berangan' - dreamer, 'Mat Trumpet' - trumpet musician, 'Mat Besi' - strong boy, and so on. 

Most famous of all 'Mat Jenin' went on to become a proverbial household name - fabled story of a boy counting his eggs before they were hatched, with a fatal twist of the character in the end - a prevalent traits of the locals unfortunately.

Then the no-turning-back 'Mat' in the adult life. Even up to now the society seems to be at loss on how to contain such rampaging of these kind of Mat's.

Mat Gian - Male drug addict. Feminine - Minah Gian.
'Mat Gian ni suka curi barang, nak suap gian dia.'
These Mat Gian likes to steal things, to finance his addiction.

Mat Rempit - Male illegal motorbike racer. Feminine - Minah Rempit.

'Mat Rempit ni makin melampau - polis pun dibelasahnya.'

These Mat Rempits are getting bold - even the policeman was beaten up by them.

Unlike the effervescence of 'Mat Salleh's' ever since first came to Malay shore in the 17th century in seeking spices. It must be an unbelievable sights of the puny locals gawking at these giant bearded sailors in their armored suites and silvery weapons - initially mistaken with the smaller Punjabi traders - they were called 'Benggali Putih' or White Benggali.

Surely they weren't called 'Mat Salleh' then. The most obvious reference to these humongous humanoids would be 'orang putih' - 'white people'. Well, one can't blame the Mat Salleh in retort calling the locals 'orang coklat'..!

Always a fallacy that the term 'Mat Salleh' coming from English words 'mad sailor' - as being the land-deprived English commercial and military sailors would let off their steam at the ports-of-call at local outlets with their tipsy antics would be easy enough.

However, in true sense of madness the more appropriate description of such frequent incidences would be 'orang putih giler...!' - apology to my Caucasian friends. That's not how we Malays would treat our guests, totally far from it...!

In friending with the locals, the sailors would boast of fascinating far-away tales or exciting adventures beyond the seventh seas that would be the envy of young Malay men. Everyone wants to associate and converse with these outstanding - physically of course, burly fun-loving, easy going and enchanting 'mat' sailors.

And with the thick English twang, the Malays could not match the deep-baritone cockney pronunciation of the word 'sailor' - nor do they understand the meaning of it in all fairness since the profession do not have an equivalent word in Malay! It's only when the Portuguese lent us the word 'kelasi kapal' as closest to the English's sailor.  

As always, in all Malay good-humor demeanor, the best they can do is to mimic the word equivalent to our own familiar name that they can associate with - Salleh - a sophisticated Malay name for a upper society male.

That's what they want to be just like their new-found friends - a Mat Salleh - to visit and discover the exciting places far away around the world.

It has never been an ounce of derogatory to the moniker of Mat Salleh, au contraire it's the affection or fondness of the 'orang putih' that most of us dare not admit...! It even goes up a notch in the ever increasing acronyms of the digital world - 'omputih' ... well that's for another day..!

More so when one comes across the blue-eyed blonde 'Minah Omputih' ... glamour you.....!

KL - Sempoi Selalu

The meaning of the blog title 'Sempoi Selalu' being an increasing popular Malay catchword among the younger generation. It is a common misnomer even among the Malays who wrongly associate the origin of the word ‘sempoi’ from English adjective of ‘simple’; as the actual meaning of it is totally different to being ‘easy’, ‘plain’ or ‘uncomplicated’.

Some examples of wrong usage to the meaning of the word in Malay spoken conversations by the youngsters :-

“Sempoi giler ko nak pegi kenduri.... pakai la smart-smart sikit..!”

‘You are (dressed) crazily simple for thanksgiving function, wear (something) smart a little bit!’

“Macam haram buat kerja, sempoi giler!”

 ‘Damn bastard doing the work overly simplified!

Don’t bother to check your Malay or Indonesian dictionary on this fascinating lingo originating from the cultural laid-back, melting-pot lifestyle of Penang Malays. The birthplace of the cultural Boria stage singing performance - a form of Malay theatre of Indian origin which has through adaptive processes, becomes the one and only theatre of Malay community in Penang.

A typical Boria troupe consists of a leader, a chorus team in identical costumes, comedians and musicians alike. The performance normally begins with a short comic sketch, followed by a song-dance routine featuring a juxtaposition of choral and solo parts in rhythms of course. Totally opposite in all aspects to the African-American successful hip hop rap music!

Dressing of the performing troupe and the stage as well as the comic actors will be said to the act of ‘pakai sempoi-sempoi’ – an overall expression of achieving the best – in performing the show, attractive glittering costumes and delightful entertainment overall. It is the act of sophistication, awesome, fantastic and astonishing all roles into one!

 

Most commonly used by the youngsters with the adverb of ‘giler’ (gila) or ‘crazily’ after the word ‘sempoi’ in the following example.

‘Kat Seberang Perai pun apa kurangnya pi pekena char koey teow Sungai Dua teloq ayam berbasuh. Perghhhhh.... sempoi giler!’

‘What’s the difference in Seberang Prai, with the taste of Sungai Dua fried char-kwey-teow . Perghhhhh…. Crazily awesome!’

 'Sempoi' also means another way of describing the highest order of standard in taste - be in in food, fashion or even in daily lifestyle. Another example of the usage :-

‘Aku memang original mat Penang. Tok moyang aku beranak di pulau ni. Sebenarnya ada banyak lagi tempat makan yang sempoi-sempoi di sini.’

‘I am a true Penang man. My ancestors were born on this island. Frankly there are plenty more of fantastic eating places here.’

 

In summation, 'sempoi' translates into multi-facets of excellence that you may fancy. And the city of KL certainly reflects that in many ways.

Sempoi-sempoi – Top notch.

Sempoi giler! – Crazily awesome!

Sempoi selalu – Always the best/sophisticated/excellent.